- The Basic Blah Blah -

So, you wanna know...eh??  Well, since you went through so much trouble.

For starters, my name is Maria.   In the online universe, I am known as simply, Magdalena.   Born May 26th.   I am a licensed cosmetologist.   I specialize in, but not limited to dreadlocks, & extensions of all sorts, unique trend-setting cuts, color, corrective color.   I am also in the process of obtaining certification in extension methods offered by the Hair Police.

I also run my own company, of 6 years, offering custom hand-made hair pieces, & extensions.   You can see my work, and even place an order, if ya'd like to, here.

- The Cherished -

I have the pleasure of raising a beautiful, unique, intelligent, and enlightened daughter, Rayna Maria.  At the tender age of eight, she runs circles around me, and keeps me very busy.  She has also filled my life with tons upon tons of meaning.   Without her, I would never have been so warmly welcomed into the world of motherhood.

I also have been in a long-term relationship now approaching a decade with the father of my child.  Tobe and I exchanged vows on May 15th of 2002.

- On the Other Hand -

I play mainly bass guitar, sing, and samples, industrial fun, in my spare time.   I have been playing bass for well over eight years, and am self-taught.   Currently, I am involved in a musical project, and we are in search for a vocalist.   We are working on a demo, and welcome anyone willing to try out.   We have much potential.   With hopes of continuation, our combined efforts, will exceed all undefined expectations.

My musical influences included, but are not limited to Les Claypool, Danny Lohner, Justin Chancellor, Flea,Mike Patton, Kurt Cobain, Trevor Dunn, Al Jourgensen, David Bowie, Rayna Foss-Rose, Tom Morello, Maynard James Keanan, Layne Staley, Aimee Echo, Paz Lenchantin, and Beth Gibbons. .

Besides playing music, I also enjoy listening to a somewhat wide range of types & styles.  Only I despise the little teeney boppers that are appearing all over the place.  I have developed a massive level of hatred toward that bullshit music, courtesy of the brained fuck American cultural wasteland most dwell in. ;being force fed such shit.

Online I spend time on website maintaince, shopping, selling, and researching.  I also enjoy playing some computer games.   I don't like to talk to people. I have very few 'online friends', by choice.  People tend to have this problem of annoying the piss outta me.   So, I don't feel that it's worth my time.  I'm sure that everyone will all be better people for not disrupting my peace and serenity, causing mass drama, and psychological frustration.

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